Want to know something funny? Well, I think it’s funny. Ok – so it’s not HILARIOUS funny, but it is rather amusing.
I have a MAJOR crush on someone. That’s right….I’m almost 40 and I have a crush. I’m talking a crush like I had in high school. The kind where all I want to do is find ways to talk to this person. The kind where if I DO have to talk to him, my hands get all sweaty and my heart goes all fluttery.
Now here’s the sad part: I’m 99.99% sure he’s married. Of course he is. FML. If I was less sure of that, I’d totally ask him out for coffee.